Destroy The Godmodder: War of a Thousand Universes (CHAPTER 5 - TRIAL PSI) (Always accepting new players) RP (2024)

Crimtane Shovel said:

[Charge Gifting]
A +64 is passed to One Hit Wonder (Alastair Dragovich), within a red envelope. It asks one question;
"Care to rock?"

[Main Action]
[Will edit everything in later]
©,surprisingly calm for what just happened, raises a single "hand". He points at the King with uncharacteristic force, and asks a simple question.
"What protagonist, in this situation, would not have their theme play?"
And it's true. Already the first few notes of Masked Dedede echo out through the stadium, signifying something foreboding...

...Until © snapped its fingers, and every © alive acquires an instrument. There is a blissful moment of silence, and then...
They all PLAY THEIR HEARTS OUT, LETTING ALL THE PENT UP EMOTIONS ESCALE IN A TIDAL WAVE OF SOUND TO DROWN OUT ANY HOPE HE HAS OF GETTING A SECOND PHASE. ALL OF THE HATRED TOWARDS ASPERA AND HIS MEN, ALL OF THE SELF-LOATHING FOR FAILING TO PROTECT THEM, THE TRAUMA, THE HEARTACHE. IT IS ALL UNLEASHED IN ONE CACOPHONY OF GRIEF AND RAGE, TO DROWN THE KING IN WHAT HE MADE.

[ENTITY COMMANDS]
EVERY © ON THE PREMISES IS EXPECTED TO BE JAMMING THE HELL OUT.

Fuelweaver continues making more Woven Shadows. The currently alive ones, if possible, swarm Budge to heal them up.
Every Entity incapable of JAMMING THE HELL OUT stores in Vessel ©.
THE ROD keeps fishing up that Shadow Pawn.

Cleric © I know the deity you gain your power from for some reason doesn't let you heal other guys but could you please politely ask said deity if they'd be willing to change that, because doing so boosts your odds of survival, and by extension the people you can save. Oh and if they ask why tell them I'm the one curious but I don't like my buddies dying, including you. Even if you're just a bunch of leaves, you have the right to live.

If this nonsense somehow works Cleric © patches up Budge. Otherwise, in the far more likely case they get told no/nothing at all, they do nothing to avoid any divine punishment, or store in Vessel © if allowed.

[Charge]
[64/500]
[0/600]
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[OOC]
Inspiration from this:
View: https://youtu.be/gm3ioMR9-Lg?si=_adBU3BgYAjvp5Td

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You and you and you rock out! King Dedede takes 1,031,834 damage, and that's just the beginning of his troubles...

Krill13 said:

[RP]

<![if !ie]> ...: <![endif]>

<![if !ie]> A gaze is cast upon the numerous casualties of recent happenings.

Whatever thought is formed behind this observation remains shrouded.

<![endif]>​

RIP IN OOF:

Welp, there goes Snawful Card Dealer. rip my mans. Truly a respectable figure in all this.

Oh and I guess rip in piss A Faker too.

Continued Dedede Chat:

"Ah, so it was the big angry deity guy that almost got ya. Can't imagine having a hard time imagining that kinda scuffle happening between ye folks during pre-recruited-by-Aspera times."

"Any special thoughts on you now basically being stronger than the guy/being more troublesome to us than he was?"

"Oh, and since I think this funny scuffle's just about close to ending I think, wanna also talk about what you think of your cohorts? I know you just basically called P03 a 'stinkin bucket of manure-ridden bolts whose hypothetical mother would rather have her diary full of embarrassing middle-school stories and potentially concerning government secrets be found than be discovered providing a cent of allowance to the guy', but what do you think about the other folks?"

[CHARGE]

<![if !ie]> +128 from this totally normal text <![endif]>

Hmm... eh, seems safe enough. Time to store it in a potentially flammable compartment of the stall.

[10/10] using now

[166/500]
+12 to © in the form of A. (+12 to Crimtane Shovel)
+16 to Dan D. Daniels in the form of some adoption papers. Whose adoption papers, you ask? shrug (+16 to Sylveone46)
+4 to Mischief in the form of a fungal infection. (+4 to DreadKnight22)

Welp. The stall's on fire now. Doesn't exactly stop business though. 32 flaming +1's for +1's. (+16 to Banana_The_Second) (+16 preemptively tossed towards Robot # 207, will register the +16 I get from this in my next post)

[ACTION]

The enigmatic ambience of the End influences this action...

I bring out an entire hourglass, sand and all, and then just flatten it all into a task drive shape, including the sand of which none of 'em spill out. There will come a day where my process of making task drives won't involve just outright squishing them I swear.

Anyways, got an Hourglass Drive up and running here. This one advances any chosen ability cooldown relative to allocated RAM.

[10 CHARGE USAGE]

Just a quick 10 charge tossed to The Program's RAM count, increasing it to 750,000 just so it can be neat when put next to that Chess Drive's 250,000 RAM cost.

[ENTITIES]

THE FALLEN MOTHPIRES CIRCLE AROUND KING DEDEDE'S EXHAUSTED FORM, KICKING HIM DOWN LIKE SCHOOL BULLIES HAPPENING UPON AN UNFORTUNATE KID.

A Puppy and an Animated Bespectacled Mannequin smack King Dedede yet again.

The Bingus Bungus Mecha Mark II! unleashes a full blitz onto King Dedede.

<![if !ie]> The Idea dances in tandem with the Black Cloud's whims and swirls, each of the six carvings done unto Dedede serving as ritualistic conductors for the lightning bolts to come. <![endif]>​

Program RAM Allocation:
<Chess Drive> 250,000 RAM into pushing the Shadow Pawn upwards
<Hourglass Drive> 500,000 RAM into advancing Heather's Total Immersion
<Empty Task Drive Slot> N/A

...

The Shadow Pawn admits that this truly do be the Dark Souls of moving as it continues moving on up.

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Hourglass Drive implemented! RAM increased!

The_Nonexistent_Tazz said:

[ CHARGE: Distasteful Anchovi - 192 / 256 ]

[ ASSISTS ]

+64 to Banana_The_Second (Payment for services rendered)

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[ ACTION - FIGHTING ]

"Hah! Yes! Fight back for once! Make me work for it! Make me want it, Dedede!!"

Tazz is genuinely shaking in excitement at Dedede's dogged resistance. Actually-they're shaking so hard that bits of them are flying off...

... And turning into more of Tazz in seconds. Dedede very, very suddenly finds themselves facing down a giant golden horde of self-replicating Pikachu(?) that quickly barrel down upon him in a horde. The Sacred Black Hammer may knock many aside, but any impact doesn't harm even one so much as cause even more exponential replication in every single direction regardless of momentum-including right at Dedede, burying him in Tazz as the mob...

Honestly just tries to beat the tar out of him the classic way-with their very, very plentiful fists and inexplicable strength.

[ ENTITY ]

"... Uh." Heather, after several seconds, just jolts a blast of electricity directly into the horde, conducting around the invincible Tazz and hitting Dedede through the mass. Twice-Heather doesn't seem to realize she's suddenly double-time on speed.

Pizzaface throws a gigantic television at Dedede, the mass somehow parting just enough to let Dedede take a welcome to prime time.

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You bring down King Dedede with sheer numbers! It's super effective! You deal 1,200,000 damage! You gain 600,000 STAB!

Robot # 207 said:

Core Squad:
Spider Tank

Sans Elimination Squad:
Fighter Plane
Buggy
Turret Blocks

Independent:
Remaining Combat units
Support units

The Mech walks off to Salvage some blocks, after it re-equips all the weapons that it dropped.
It picks up any block it can grab, Reinforcements are required.

[Spoil of War]
The Heart boards the Spider Tank

[Action]
The Knight picks up the Pale Sword, he grips in two hands and walks up to Dedede, then he Speaks:
"Get Up"
he crouches
"I need to have an Honorable Duel with you, and nothing is going to stop me"
He grabs the King and makes him stand, the king has enough energy for this, though probably not enough for a full skirmish.

The Spider Tank walks up, and The Knight rides it as his steed.
They Charge forward at Dedede, with the Knight swinging his blade as they pass by, the tank also fires machine guns when it passes close to Dedede, another 2 of these jousts happen, cutting into Dedede and rattling his weapons from his need to block the charge.

Then the spider throws its rider, and shoots him with the cannon, this launches the Knight even higher, he then spins around and points his sword down as he falls.

While the Knight dives, the spider tank jumps towards Dedede and uses its front legs to beat him up, slamming him into the ground and breaking his guard so it can throw him around, then it deploys its front spike teeth to stab Dedede and pin him, thus The Knight comes down and impales the king with his Pale Blade.

This isn't the end of the duel though, The Knight kicks Dedede off of his sword, he then Moves so fast that it looks like he teleported to the king, he swings his sword at the king, then he moves to hit him from another angle, and another and another and another and then he's a blur, moving so fast and attacking from so many different angles that the momentum is cancelled out, throwing the king around inside a specific area, Finally he briefly stops and prepares a heavier attack.

He dashes at the king and swings, The Pale Blade glows a bright Blue just before it hits Dedede and the king is thrown clear across the ring.

This marks the end of the Duel, he sheathes his sword and speaks:
"Thus, I am no longer needed here, I have done my Duty and found the Honor I was looking for"
The Knight disassembles into a pile of Blocks, the Mech walks over and grabs everything; The Core Block, The Pale Blade, and the other regular blocks

[Unit Creation]
The Mech uses the blocks it salvaged and the blocks from The Knight to Reinforce its Army.

172 + 64 = 236 CP

130 CP
[Tiny Tank 2/2] HP: 2,500, Attack: 1,250, Armor: 2,500
[Tiny Plane 2/2] HP: 500, Attack: 1,250, Dodge 90%
[Propeller Plane 6/6] HP: 1,000/1,000, Dodge: 90%, Regeneration: 100, Attack: 1,000, Cab Ejector
[Block Car 12/12] HP: 12,500/12,500 (+2,500/turn), Attack: 5,000, Regeneration: 1,000
[Supply Truck 15/15] HP: 20,000/20,000, Allies in Range 2 have +2,500 Attack, Speed: 4
[Shield Bubble Pillar 8/8] (x2) HP: 15,000/15,000, Preventative Measures: 5,000 (x2)
[Repair Bubble Pillar 9/9] (x2) HP: 15,000/15,000, AOE Heal: 5,000 (x2)
[Heavy Artillery 24/24]: HP: 50,000/50,000, Attack: 12,500, Regeneration: 5,000
[Formation Manager 35/35] HP: 50,000/50,000, grants 7,500 Morale each turn, Cab Eject and Regen, also a whole amount of all direction ally move

(The Batteries acquired from Pricey are installed into the pillars, as the shield bubbles do take power)

[Unit actions]
Supply Truck, into the Middle of all Combat units, so that there will still be attackers in range even if some were destroyed, thus adjusting positions
SES deals with Sans, if there's spare ammo the king is shot as well
Formation Manager redeploys the Turret Blocks to assist them in Sans Elimination, it also moves the pawn
Dedede is the only target remaining, Independent combat units, you know what to do
Mechs, Focused healing
Pillars, Distributed healing and Shielding

[Core Vehicle 106/150] +16 from Pol and Kirby, +16 from Many Names, +32 from Pricey
+16 to someone who +16's the Core Block (Banana_The_Second)
+16 to someone who +16's the Core Block (Krill13)
+16 to someone who +16's the Core Block (Pricey12345)
+16 to someone who +16's the Core Block (Pricey12345)

Norm's Heart: Operating the Spider Tank

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You face King Dedede in a grand final duel! You deal 800,000 damage!

Many entities summoned!

RazorTyphoon said:

[Action]

I don't appreciate the whole massacre going on, but I don't appreciate my mod being uninstalled so how about we use something a protagonist can't resist.

See Also

Gran Saga Idle: KNIGHTSxKNIGHTS: Beginners Guide and TipsTips, Tricks, and Shortcuts for Unlocking Elden Ring’s Shadow of the Erdtree DLC - Total Gaming Networkpaizo.com - Community

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I brutally pummel King Dedede without holding back, scorching him with the flames of myself and completely humiliating him, and the best part of it all?

It's a cutscene, you can't avoid attacks in a cutscene unless fate decides, and fate decides that you don't dodge this one.

I finish the pummeling and the cutscene via uppercutting King Dedede with fire.

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[Action, Part 2]

Also I kindly use the horn on the Variable Entity with permission from its owner.

[Charge]

[576/512] (Hopefully the calculations are right)

Budge is upgraded further, receiving the following 3 things...

1. More HP on all bars.
2. Added defense stat (weakens the impact of attacks obviously).
3. Regeneration is now stronger.

[Entities]

And then it heals itself.

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You attack under cover of a cutscene, dealing 1,000,000 damage to King Dedede!

You use the Exalted God's Horn, sacrificing the Variable Entity and dealing an additional 1,150,000 damage!

Budge upgraded! Large enough that he has Damage Reduction instead of Armor.

JOEbobobob said:

<![if !ie]> HE WHOSE ENERGY WAS BRIEFLY PARTIALLY DEPLETED takes a single deep breath... <![endif]>
(THE BELOW +'S SUM TO +32 TO PRICEY AND +1X32 TO WHOEVER +'S ME. )
+1 TO PRICEY IN THE FORM OF A FIGURINE OF FRIEND OF MARVIN GROSSBERG IN GROSSBERG'S SUIT
+1 TO PRICEY IN THE FORM OF SOME OF MAN WHO ENTRUSTED HIS COUSIN'S SAFETY TO MARVIN GROSSBERG'S BLACKMAIL MATERIAL ON GROSSBERG, ALSO KNOWN AS NOTHING.
+1 TO PRICEY IN THE FORM OF ONE SECOND OF EXTREMELY DIVIDED ATTENTION FROM FELLOW WHO SPENT 1 SECOND ARRANGING FOR HIS COUSIN'S DEFENCE
+1 TO PRICEY IN THE FORM OF A PSYCHIC STORM CRAFTED BY INDIVIDUAL WHO FLEW THROUGH TWO STORMS AT THE SAME TIME (ONE OF THEM WAS MAGNETIC)
+1 TO PRICEY IN THE FORM OF A PORTRAIT OF HE WHO MADE A SHOCKED AND DISGUSTED REACTION ON DISCOVERING HIS UNCLE'S MARRIAGE MAKING A DISGUSTED, YET INCREDIBLY HANDSOME, FACE.
+1 TO PRICEY IN THE FORM OF A MIRROR THAT REFLECTS ANYTHING, AS LONG AS THAT THING IS HE WHOSE FACE APPEARED IN THE REARVIEW MIRROR, AND ALWAYS REFLECTS SOME PART OF HE WHOSE FACE APPEARED IN THE REARVIEW MIRROR
+1 TO PRICEY IN THE FORM OF A CLOUD FROM HEAVEN, CAPTURED BY MAN FROM A WORLD WHERE HEAVEN SPINS AT RELATIVISTIC SPEEDS
+1 TO PRICEY IN THE FORM OF A STEEL SAMURAI DVD FROM AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE WHERE HE WHOSE PRESENCE WOULD RENDER THE STEEL SAMURAI WATCHABLE WAS THE STAR.
+1 TO PRICEY IN THE FORM OF A TOY MOTORCYCLE DESIGNED AFTER MAN WHO RODE HIS MOTORCYCLE FROM A PLANE TO A PADDIE'S MOTORCYCLE.
+1 TO PRICEY IN THE FORM OF ONE OF GUY WHO FELL OUT OF A PLANE FOR ZOMBIE MURDER'S SMITE X TIRES.
+1 TO PRICEY IN THE FORM OF A PICTURE OF USER OF ZOMBIE ARMSTRONG'S HEAD AS A LANDING PAD ON THE MOON
+1 TO PRICEY IN THE FORM OF PERFORMER OF COOL FACE WHEELIES DOING A WHEELY ON THEIR FACE.
+1 TO PRICEY IN THE FORM OF THE SKIN MAN WHO ARGUABLY DID NOT FLAY ARMSTRONG REMOVED FROM ARMSTRONG'S HEAD.
+1 TO PRICEY IN THE FORM OF A BANANA THAT MAN WHO HAS PROBABLY NEVER MET NEIL ARMSTRONG (NO COMMENT ABOUT OTHER ARMSTRONGS) SNACKED ON
+1 TO PRICEY IN THE FORM OF ONE OF USER OF GRENADES WITH A 5-MILE SPLASH RADIUS'S GRENADES
+1 TO PRICEY IN THE FORM OF A GRENADE MAN WHOSE GRENADES HAVE A FUSE LESS THAN LIKE 2-5 SECONDS REMOVED THE PIN FROM 2-5 SECONDS AGO.
+1 TO PRICEY IN THE FORM OF ZOMBIE-KILLING ADVICE FROM KNOWER OF THE ONLY WAY TO KILL A ZOMBIE, WHICH IS TO WHEELIE IT THEN CRUSH THE SKULL REMOVE THE BRAIN AND SHOOT IT WITH A GRENADE
+1 TO PRICEY IN THE FORM OF A PAIR OF TOP-QUALITY FAKE HE WHOSE AVIATORS WERE ONCE CLEANED OF BRAIN JUICE AVIATORS.
+1 TO PRICEY IN THE FORM OF A METAPHORICAL PORTRAIT OF A METAPHORICAL KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR UPON A MIGHTY STEED
+1 TO PRICEY IN THE FORM OF A BUCKET OF PAINT THE SAME COLOR AS A LITERAL MAYBEKNIGHT IN A GREEN SUIT UPON A MIGHTY STEED'S SUIT
+1 TO PRICEY IN THE FORM OF SOME LIGHT STOLEN FROM A MAYBEKNIGHT IN NON-SHINING ARMOR'S ARMOR, WHICH WOULD OTHERWISE BE BRIGHTER THAN THE SUN.
+1 TO PRICEY IN THE FORM OF A RIDE ON POSSESSOR OF A MIGHTY MOTORCYCLE-STEED'S STEED
+1 TO PRICEY IN THE FORM OF A GIMLET USING MAN WHO SPOKE TO KLAVIER WHILE KLAVIER SIPPED A GIMLET'S BLOOD INSTEAD OF GIN, MAKING IT TWICE AS ALCOHOLIC.
+1 TO PRICEY IN THE FORM OF SOME OF MAN WHO HAD TO EXECUTE ZOMBIE JEAN ARMSTRONG WITH HIS MOTORCYCLE'S MOTORCYCLE'S XP
+1 TO PRICEY IN THE FORM OF A DETERMINED AND INSPIRING LOOK BY MAN WHO GREW DETERMINED AS HE OBSERVED A CITY
+1 TO PRICEY IN THE FORM OF A REASON TO BE DETERMINED FROM MAN WHO GREW DETERMINED BECAUSE HE HAD REASON TO BE DETERMINED
+1 TO PRICEY IN THE FORM OF A MISSION (GAIN 1 MORE CHARGE POINT) FROM MAN WHO HAD REASON TO BE DETERMINED BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO FULFIL HIS MISSION.
+1 TO PRICEY IN THE FORM OF MAN WHO NEEDED TO BE DETERMINED TO DETERMINE THINGS INFORMING THEM, FROM HISTORY, THAT THE BEST WAY TO MAKE SOMEONE MORE DETERMINED IS TO FRAME THEIR FAMILY FOR A CRIME.
+1 TO PRICEY IN THE FORM OF MAN WHO WAS DETERMINED TO CLEAR HIS UNCLE'S NAME ASKING WHO YOUR FAMILY IS.
+1 TO PRICEY IN THE FORM OF A BIT OF DETERMINATION (UNDERTALE-LIKE, BUT ALSO BETTER) FROM MAN WHO WAS DETERMINED
+1 TO PRICEY IN THE FORM OF A COMMEMORATIVE POW-SAVING COIN FEATURING HE WHO SAVED THE POW'S (SIC)'S FACE, WHICH IT FEATURES BECAUSE ALL THE BEST COINS, INCLUDING NON-COMMEMORATIVE COINS, FEATURE MAN WHO TOURED THE US BASE JUST OUTSIDE KHURAIN CITY'S FACE.
+1 TO PRICEY IN THE FORM OF A TICKET FOR A TOUR ONCE TAKEN BY MAN WHO WAS TOURED BY GENERAL PISTON PAYNE.
...
+1 TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME IN THE FORM OF INDIVIDUAL WHO RECEIVED A PERSONAL TOUR BY THE SUPREME LEADER OF ALL MILITARY OPERATIONS IN KHURAIN'S RECOMMENDATION TO PISTON PAYNE
+1 TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME IN THE FORM OF MAN WHO COULD HAVE EASILY BEEN THE SUPREME LEADER OF ALL MILITARY OPERATIONS IN KHURAIN TRANSFERRING SOME SUPPLIES FROM PAST KHURAIN TO HERE
+1 TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME IN THE FORM OF MAN WHO MAY AS WELL HAVE BEEN THE SUPREME LEADER OF ALL MILITARY OPERATIONS IN KHURAIN EVEN THOUGH HE WASN'T'S EXPERT TACTICAL ADVICE ('STORE YOUR ATTACKS IN VESSEL C', SPECIFICALLY.)
+1 TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME IN THE FORM OF MAN WHO WAS ALSO TOURED WITH OR BY THE CHIEF AIR FORCE LAWYER EXPLAINING WHY THERE ARE AIR-FORCE-SPECIFIC LAWYERS
+1 TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME IN THE FORM OF MAN WHO TOURED IN THE VISCINITY OF THE CHIEF NAVY LAWYER DOUBLING DOWN ON HIS EXPLANATION.
+1 TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME IN THE FORM OF VISITOR TO A LANDLOCKED COUNTRY WITH ENOUGH RIVERS TO JUSTIFY NAVY INVOLVEMENT EXPLAINING HOW HIS WORLD'S MILITARY DOCTRINE CLAIMED IF YOU CAN PUT A BOAT IN A COUNTRY, YOU SHOULD.
+1 TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME IN THE FORM OF A STATUE OF MAN WHO IDLY FOLLOWED GENERAL PAYNE PAST A STATUE OF APOLLO JUSTICE IN AN APOLLO JUSTICE OUTFIT
+1 TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME IN THE FORM OF ALL OF INDIVIDUAL WHO DISINTERESTEDLY PASSED BY A MEMORIAL FOR POWS'S GRIEF OVER THE POW'S DEATH.
+1 TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME IN THE FORM OF ALL OF TROUNCER OF PISTON'S BROTHER WINSTON'S GRIEF OVER THE POW'S DEATH, WHICH HAS NOT DIMINISHED IN THE SLIGHTEST
+1 TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME IN THE FORM OF A YOUNG MAN WHO AMAZED P.PAYNE'S LACK OF GRIEF OVER THE POW'S DEATH.
+1 TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME IN THE FORM OF A MILITARY LAWYER OF GREAT SKILL AND GREATER BOON TO THE WAR EFFORT CONTRIBUTING TO THE WAR EFFORT.
+1 TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME IN THE FORM OF THE HONOR OF HAVING FELLOW SO AMAZING THE SLOAMO IN KHURAIN WAS HONORED TO HAVE HIM HERE HERE.
+1 TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME IN THE FORM OF A PISTON HE WHO IGNORED PISTON PAYNE HASN'T NOTICED FOLLOWING HIM
+1 TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME IN THE FORM OF DUDE WHO DIDN'T KNOW WHO GENERAL PAYNE WAS'S EVENTUALLY-GAINED KNOWLEDGE OF PISTON PAYNE
+1 TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME IN THE FORM OF INDIVIDUAL WHO SUSPECTED A GENERAL OF BEING A BUTLER'S BUTLER (NOT PISTON PAYNE)
+1 TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME IN THE FORM OF PAYNE'S JOB AFTER HE TO WHOM PAYNE'S JOB AND NAME WERE UNIMPORTANT REFUSES IT.
+1 TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME IN THE FORM OF SOME INANE BABBLE THAT FELLOW WHO KNEW LISTENING TO PAYNE'S INANE BABBLE WAS POINTLESS PACKAGED UP RATHER THAN LISTEN TO
+1 TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME IN THE FORM OF A WINEGLASS MAN TO WHOM P.PAYNE MAY AS WELL HAVE BEEN A BUTLER INDEED GOT FROM PISTON PAYNE
+1 TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME IN THE FORM OF A SCOOP, BUT NOT CONE, OF ICE-CREAM LEFT OVER AFTER HE WHO PREFERED AN ICE-CREAM CONE TO A PAYNE ATE AN ICE-CREAM CONE.
+1 TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME IN THE FORM OF AN ICE-CREAM CONE, BUT NOT SCOOP, LEFT OVER AFTER MAN WHO MYSTERIOUS ACQUIRED AN ICE CREAM CONE LET THE SCOOP MELT FOR SYMMETRY
+1 TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME IN THE FORM OF A

BRIBE

GIFT IN THE FORM OF AN ICE-CREAM CONE, SCOOP INCLUDED, FROM USER OF EXPERT KNOWLEDGE OF HUMAN PSYCHOLOGY VIS-A-VIS ICECREAM CONES
+1 TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME IN THE FORM OF MAN WHO MANIPULATED THE PREVIOUS OWNER OF AN ICECREAM CONE INTO GIVING IT TO HIM MANIPULATING YOU INTO GIVING HIM THE ABOVE ICE-CREAM CONE+SCOOP BACK IN EXCHANGE FOR TWO CHARGES
+1 TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME IN THE FORM OF MASTER OF EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION SINCE HIS FEW DAYS OR SO OF BABYHOOD MANIPULATING THE SCOOP-GETTER INTO GIVING YOU THE SCOOP VIA THREATS OF VIOLENCE
+1 TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME IN THE FORM OF HE WHO PUNCHED HOLES IN WALLS AS EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION PUNCHING A HOLE IN A NEARBY WALL, REVEALING A BROKEN DISH AND LAPTOP THAT BREAKER OF DISHES FOR LAPTOPS KNEW WAS THERE.
+1 TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME IN THE FORM OF MAN WHO MANIPULATED HIS MOTHER FOR GAMES'S LAPTOP GAME RECOMMENDATIONS
+1 TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME IN THE FORM OF A PICTURE OF MAN WHO SEEMINGLY CRIED ON A TRIPLANE IN CHAPTER 22 CRYING ON A TRIPLANE
+1 TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME IN THE FORM OF THE SAME PICTURE, BUT ZOOMED IN SO FAR YOU CAN SEE THE MICROSCOPIC TELLS THAT MAN WHO ACTUALLY ONLY SHED TEARS IN CHAPTER 22, BUT DID NOT CRY, BECAUSE CRYING IS EMOTIONAL, AND THIS WAS FAKE AND NOT EMOTIONAL WAS NOT REALLY CRYING.
+1 TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME IN THE FORM OF TRAINING IN BEING 0.0001% AS STOIC AS INDIVIDUAL SUCH THAT THE IDEA OF THIS PERSON CRYING IS LUDICROUS NATURALLY IS AT ALL TIMES.
+1 TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME IN THE FORM OF EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION TRAINING FROM MAN WHO WAS MERELY PRETENDING TO CRY TO HONE EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION SKILLS
+1 TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME IN THE FORM OF A TEAR FROM FELLOW WHO CAN FAKE CRYING ON DEMAND
+1 TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME IN THE FORM OF SOME EXPERT ADVICE ABOUT HUMANS FROM A TRUE EXPERT IN HUMANS
+1 TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME IN THE FORM OF A FAKE TEAR FROM DUDE WHO CAN USE FAKE TEARS TO BEND PEOPLE TO HIS WILL BEING USED TO MAKE SOMEONE +1 ME
<![if !ie]> HE WHO HAS RECOVERED ALREADY then gets up, having recovered immediately and without difficulty from using HE WHO SAVED THE VARIABLE ENTITY FROM DEATH BY DEDEDE HAMMER SPIN's Psychic Powers, and also Narrative Influence to divert Dedede's hammer at the last second in such a way that it would miss the Variable Entity and not kill it. This is unlike Dedede, who will die before he recovers from his foolish attack. However, it was still better to remove the Variable Entity temporarily, because Tzaoray also existed and was as dangerous as Dedede and also in some ways more dangerous than Dedede. This was why HE WHO THE VARIABLE ENTITY OWES ITS LIFE TO gave Ian permission to use the Horn on it this round, to get Ian to use the horn on it this round, which HE WHO GAVE IAN PERMISSION TO USE THE HORN ON THE VARIABLE ENTITY THIS ROUND successfully made happen. INDIVIDUAL SO GOOD AT MANIPULATION HE LEARNED HOW TO FAKE TEARS SO HE COULD HANDICAP HIMSELF TO NOT TALKING turned to DefJOE. <![endif]> <![if !ie]>
"I have a brilliant idea for a theft." <![endif]> <![if !ie]> FELLOW VAGUELY INTERESTED IN A TANK AND BOBBY GANT said. DefJOE did not say anything back. DefJOE only raised an eyebrow, as if in confusion or doubt, which he did silently, without talking. If he talked, he would have been saying something back. <![endif]> <![if !ie]>
"This should not be a surprise, because I am brilliant." <![endif]> <![if !ie]> replied A FELLOW WHO READERS OF CHAPTER 26 CLASSIFIED AS A SOCIOPATH to the nonverbal communication, which did not involve words and which MAN WHO ACTUALLY JUST WANTED TO USE THE TANK TO KILL PEOPLE had understood perfectly. <![endif]>
<![if !ie]> "ACTUALLY, I JUST MEANT 'GO ON'. LIKE, YOU HAVING A GOOD IDEA ISN'T SURPRISING." <![endif]>
<![if !ie]> "The idea is to steal something from an Adventurer." <![endif]> <![if !ie]> said MAN WHO GOT BORED BECAUSE A TANK WAS FULL OF FLOWERS AND NOT WEAPONRY. <![endif]> <![if !ie]> "This Adventurer is not an active ally. They are also not Tzaoray. Tzaoray does not have anything good to steal right now. Also, stealing from an active ally could cause problems." <![endif]> <![if !ie]> MAN WHO HAD ONLY PRETENDED TO THINK ABOUT BEING SAD OR LONELY explained wisely. DefJOE listened intently. <![endif]> <![if !ie]> "The player in question is a wolf. They are also a dragon. They have skin. Their skin is the valuable thing." <![endif]>
<![if !ie]> "MATE. MAN. BUDDY. FRIENDO. LOOK, IT'S VALUABLE ALRIGHT. BUT THAT'S AN ADVENTURER AUGMENTATION AND ADVENTURERS ARE UHHH KINDA IMMORTAL." <![endif]>
<![if !ie]> FELLOW WHO SUPPOSED IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO HIDE HIS TRUE THOUGHTS smirked. <![endif]> <![if !ie]> "Yes. Players are immortal. Also, Augmentations are probably hard to destroy or take. I do not think that has ever happened." <![endif]> <![if !ie]> DUDE WHO HID HIS TRUE THOUGHTS BC PSYCHIC MANIPULATOR paused, but continued before DefJOE could reply, <![endif]> <![if !ie]> "You are a MASTER THIEF, though. You should be able to do it if you are smart enough. Maybe it will not last for very long, but it will be a good thing even if you can only steal it for one round. I also already made sure the Variable Entity will be fine this round and there is no need to steal anything else.". <![endif]>
<![if !ie]> "WELL, I'LL GIVE IT A SHOT, BUT REMEMBER, I'M STILL LEARNING THE TRADE. EVEN FISH TAKE TIME TO MASTER SWIMMING IN WATER!" <![endif]>
OF COURSE, DEFJOE DOES HAVE THE ADVANTAGE OF AUDACITY! NOBODY GUARDS WHAT THEY DON'T THINK'LL BE STOLEN, NOT TO MENTION STEALING RIDICULOUS THINGS IS EXTREMELY ON-BRAND FOR A MASTER THIEF. LIKE GODMODDER HP POINTS AND PLANETS.
NOW, THIS FIRST WAY TO STEAL SOMEONE'S SKIN IS TO RIP IT OFF THEM. DEFJOE WILL GIVE IT A SHOT, BUT UNFORTUNATELY, ORYX IS NOT AROUND, SO HE CAN'T STEAL VULNERABIZING POWERS. SO, IT PROBABLY WON'T WORK... WORK. AT LEAST NOT WITHOUT GETTING CREATIVE! FOR INSTANCE, WHAT IF DEFJOE STEALS THE SKIN AND THE PAIN OR INJURY OF LOSING ALL YOUR SKIN? THEN IT'S NOT DAMAGE, RIGHT? OR HE COULD TRY STEALING THE SKIN'S BENEFITS WITHOUT STEALING THE SKIN ITSELF.
THAT SAID, ALL THAT COULD EASILY BE STOPPED BY ADVENTURER STATUS...
BUT CAN THIS??? IF OUR ILLUSTRIOUS WOLF ENTERED THE UBERDUNGEON, DEFJOE CAN JUST GO/SEND A PIZZA/STEAL AWAY BACK DOWN TO THE SPAMTON FLOOR, AND PICK UP THE SKIN THERE! THE DARK FOUNTAIN DIDN'T TAKE PRISONERS, BUT THE DRAGON WAS TOO NOT-DOING-ANYTHING TO PICK THE SKIN BACK UP, MHMHM! IF THAT PLACE DOESN'T EXIST, NO WORRIES- HE'LL STEAL A STEAL ATTEMPT FROM HIMSELF, STEAL A TIMER FROM A TIME BOMB, MASH THEM TOGETHER, AND GIVE THEM TO HIS PAST SELF! HOW'LL HE GIVE IT TO HIS PAST SELF? IREM! HE'LL GO TO IREM. BUT HE CAN'T? WELL, SORT OF. HE CAN'T GO TO, LIKE, IREM. BUT HE CAN SET OUT ON A JOURNEY TO IREM AND THEN HE'LL EVENTUALLY BE REPELLED ALONG THE WAY TO IREM BUT NOT INSTANTLY, BECAUSE THE POINT HE'LL EVENTUALLY GO TO BUT ISN'T CURRENTLY PLANNING ON GOING TO IS MORE THAN 2 PLANK TIME IN THE FUTURE. BUT PAST ASPERA AND PAST GUY WHO DEFJOE SHALL USE AS A SURROGATE FOR HIMSELF HERE WILL PASSED THROUGH THAT TIME FOR AN INFINITESIMAL PERIOD, WHICH MIGHT NOT BE ENOUGH FOR A THEFT, BUT IS ENOUGH FOR A DONATION! THEN THE THEFT WILL HAVE GONE OFF RIGHT AFTER THE SPAMTON FIGHT ENDS, IF THIS ENDS UP BEING THE PLAN, AND DEFJOE WILL PULL THE SKIN OUT OF HIS 30TH INFINITESIMAL TIME-TRAVEL DEPARADOXISING POCKET.

ANYWAY THOSE ARE ALL COOL IDEAS AND STUFF BUT THEY'RE NOT THE TOP TIER BEST IDEA FINAL BACKUP, WHICH IS TO SAY, THE IDEA DEFJOE ASSIGNS LIKE 50% MORE SUCCESS ODDS PROPORTIONALLY TO THE OTHERS AND INDEPENDENT OF ATTEMPT ORDER. THAT PLAN IS TO STEAL BY NOT STEALING! THE WOLF CAN KEEP THE SKIN THEY'RE TOO INACTIVE FOR DEFJOE TO CARE, HE'LL JUST... USE IT! HE STEALS HIS OWN TANGIBILITY AND SKIN, TRANSFORMS INTO A PERFECT COPY OF THE DRAGONWOLF-PROBABLY-NOT-ACTUALLY-A-DRAGON-OR-WOLF NYIR(EXCEPT WITHOUT SKIN. AND IN A WAY THAT'LL PERSIST AFTER SWITCHING CHARACTERS.), STANDS IN EXACTLY THE SAME POSITION AS THEM (INTANGIBLY), AND REGAINS HIS OWN TANGIBILITY! THIS TELEFRAG CAN'T HURT EITHER OF THEM, BEING ADVENTURERS AND ALL (AND IF IT DOES DEFJOE POCKETS THE DAMAGE), AND NOW THE HIGH-CONDUCTIVITY SKIN IS JUST AS MUCH HIS SKIN AS IT IS NYIR'S! PHYSICALLY, ANYWAY. PROOOBBABLY NOT LEGALLY. BUT WHO CARES ABOUT LAWS YOU DIDN'T IMPLICITLY OR EXPLICITLY CONSENT TO AND ALSO WOULDN'T CONSENT TO? SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A BLUE FIRE ELEMENTAL IN SPIKY ARMOR WOULD DO. ANYWAY, YOU MIGHT THINK THIS EXACT POSE WOULD INCONVENIENCE DEFJOE, BUT SEEING AS THE SKIN IS AROUND HIM, AND HE'S INSIDE THE PREVIOUS BEARER, HE CAN JUST... WALK AROUND, AND THE BODY WILL BE DRAGGED WITH HIM. LIKE ANY OTHER SOLID OBJECT MOVES ITS OTHER PARTS! IT'S LIKE FRICTION TO THE 1.26TH POWER! (NOT SQUARED. THAT WOULD BE IF DEFJOE AND NYIR WERE HYPERCUBES. INCIDENTALLY TELEFRAGGING PROBABLY SHOULDN'T LAUNCH PEPOPLE, UNLESS THE PARTS UNDERGO NUCLEAR FUSION. DON'T WORRY, DEFJOE STOLE ALL THE NUCLEAR REACTIONS BEFORE THEY COULD START AND SO ON AND SO FORTH.).

(ANOTHER POSSIBLE PROBLEM IS THIS DRAGON OF A WOLF MIGHT NOT, UH, BE ANYWHERE NEARBY. BUT WORRY NOT, THERE IS A SOLUTION! NOW, THE LAST TIME WE EXPLICITLY KNOW WHERE THE DRAGON WOLF WAS IS BEFORE ENTERING THE UBERDUNGEON. YOU MIGHT THINK DEFJOE HAS NO WAY TO ACCESS IT, SEEING AS HE HADN'T USED ANY PIZZAS IN ATTACKS AT THAT POINT AND ALL ENTITIES DIE THE DEATH (AND THE CHEESE PIZZA, WHO ASPERA ORDERED (AND KNIGHTED, WHATEVER THAT MEANS), DIED AND THEN CAME BACK IN LIKE, I DUNNO, A PLACE WITH NO PHYSICALITY, SO RESPAWNS ON NON-ADVENTURER PIZZAS WON'T WORK.). HOWEVER, WRONG. THE REFLECTION OF EXISTENCE HECKED OFF INTO THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE AT SOME POINT, AND IT HAD THE ABILITY TO CONSTANTLY PRODUCE PIZZAS! SURE, IT PROBABLY ISN'T IN SCOPE OR A SIDEQUEST, BUT THAT'S A MATTER OF GAME MECHANICS (PLUS THERE'S NOT MUCH REASON IT SHOULDN'T TICK IN SIDEQUESTS ANYMORE, SINCE IN THIS SYSTEM AT A 3-ROUND DOUBLING RATE IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR IT TO OUTPACE INFLATION), NOT FLAVOR. THE REFLECTION'S CLEARLY STILL PRODUCING PIZZAS, THEY JUST HAVE A NEGLIGIBLE AMOUNT OF DURABILITY AND POWER. THAT'S NO PROBLEM FOR DEFJOE USING THEM AS AN AVATAR! OKAY, THEY'RE ALSO NOT AVATAR PIZZAS, BUT THE PIZZA PIZZAS REPRESENTS PIZZASMCPIZZAS WHICH IS BASICALLY DEFJOE (THEY ALSO REPRESENT META KNIGHT). IT'S FINE. SO THAT'S HOW HE CAN ACCESS AREAS OUTSIDE THE UBERDUNGEON! AND HE CAN ACCESS THE UBERDUNGEON WITH THE PIZZAS IN THE UBERDUNGEON. )

(TL;DR: DEFJOE STEALS THE 'CONDUCTIVE SKIN' AUGMENTATION BY ANY ONE OF : STEALING IT (AND ALSO MAKING THIS NOT HARMFUL), STEALING THE BENEFITS OF THE AUGMENTATION, STEALING IT FROM WHEN IT WAS DROPPED ON THE SPAMTON FLOOR, OR JUST STANDING INSIDE OF THE OWNER SO HE AND THE OWNER ARE BOTH WEARING THE SKIN TO EQUAL DEGREES.)

[ENTITIES: CURING CAKES STORE IN VESSEL C. VARIABLE ENTITY IS TOO DEAD DURING THE ENTITY PHASE TO ACT. A PIZZA STORES IN VESSEL C.]

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GRANTS THE VARIABLE ENTITY THE ABILITY TO APPLY A PREVENTATIVE MEASURES-LIKE STATUS EFFECT TO SPECIFIC ENTITIES (IN MOTH MODE ONLY) TO GIVE THEM WHAT IS BASICALLY MORE HP WHEN THEY CANNOT GAIN HP, OR IF THE VARIABLE ENTITY CANNOT BE TARGETED RIGHT NOW, GIVE THE PROGRAM THE SINGLE-USE ABILITY TO DO THIS FOR THE IDEA.

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The committer of a second critical blunder attempts to regain his Narrative Influence! The personage who isn't as smart as he thinks he is instead finds himself at the brink of death - or at least what qualifies as such a brink for him: no longer having an arbitrary amount of HP.

You attempt to steal Niyr's high-conductivity skin! You discover, however, that wherever Niyr is, he's not somewhere you have access to. Maybe give the Reflection of Existence a few more years to populate the thousand universes with pizzas.

You upgrade the Repair Mechs and the Medium Block Factory! The remainder of your Charge (a total of 54 Charge) is refunded due to the Variable Entity being dead and the other option not being feasible.

Banana_The_Second said:

[CHARGE]:

[64/64]:
Pol flies by Heather, wings taking hold of the Crystal Rose granted to Heather.
"...let's see if I can make this better..."

Pol, infusing some more magic into it, makes it bigger and more...powerful, hopefully giving Heather's Boon of the Crystal Gardens a hefty power boost. Maybe it can block the next two attacks coming her way.

[192 / 192]: "WAIT HOLD ON THAT'S THE WRONG ROBOT-"
"UGH. COME ON!"

"...Oh. Uh. V2! You seem to have forgotten these things."
Pol then teleports by V2, handing him a rocket launcher (!?).
"That would be the Cannonball Rocket Launcher. Apparently V1 managed to make the cannonballs it can fire explode when shot. I did some things to make it do something more..interesting..."
"See what you can do with it, eh?"

The rocket launcher should give V2 a decent normal attack (that doesn't need a charge) as well, with a less significant, perhaps 3 turn ability of a Cannon Shot as well, which allows the rocket launcher to shoot out and deal a bit more damage. The main thing is that it ends up spawning a Cannonball with HP that does literally nothing. However, when "killed" it explodes out...inflicting a random debuff on whatever V2 targeted last.

+16 as a bomb to claim this (Robot # 207).

+16 to claim half the stock with ignition oil to make the fire worse. You're welcome. (Krill13)

+32 to whoever +32's me.

[TYPOGRAPHY]:
A relatively simple DEE is summoned. Like, the Waddle Dee. It just kinda does random tasks as a facsimile of Dedede's basic workers. Sort of like a crewmate.

[ENTITY COMMAND]:
DEE sets to work on making some sticky glue, eyeing the Sans.

SOUL of the GUARDIAN applies Morale to Heather, while the rest of the entities remaining begin unloading their stuff into Vessel ©.

[ACTION]: No song.

A simple white line is drawn through Dedede.

The line expands, exploding outwards, as the sword slash sets off, a strange energy expanding from inside, eating through Dedede.
With a simple fluorish, Pol turns around, sword pointed at Dedede.

In a blink, millions on millions of slices barrage him from every which way, cutting through him, before they solidify as lines, binding him.
Pol draws their sword up, teleporting above Dedede, sword raised, void eyes glaring at him right in the eye.

Pol then brings it down, Dedede's will to fight against the end flaring, presumably parrying the final overhead strike, a downwards blow with the power of a star.

But that wasn't the main point of the strike. It was a distraction. For the real striking blow.

Pol's first slash, the first white line, emanates out as it absorbs.
"...Liht, my dear friend, absorbs all phenomena. Magic. Psychic energy. Ki."
"Under normal circ*mstances, it could never hope to absorb the endless power a Protagonist has."
"But the interesting thing is, it is not inherited in you."
The slices resonate, powering up, as they bite into Dedede's flesh, sawing their way in, or lasering, or burning, feeding off his Importance, his Plot Armour, the works.

Pol grabs Dedede's Black Hammer while he's still trapped.
"As it was given to you, it can be taken from you."
Pol then rips it out of Dedede's hand, every single Liht slash tearing away every last bit of Protagonistic power Dedede had, the slashes breaking him.

No song. No dance. Just cuts.

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Boon of Crystal Gardens upgraded! V2 upgraded! DEE summoned!

You cut through King Dedede! You deal 950,000 damage! You also try to take the Sacred Black Hammer, but the moment you take your eyes off of it, it reappears in King Dedede's hand!

King Dedede: The weapon that slays the villain often has the ability to return to its wielder's hand at will.
King Dedede: What kind of hero would I be if I could lose my most important weapon?

D, E, and D added to your TYPOGRAPHY!

DragonAegis said:

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Camuloth

Arock 3 P/192 CP] (+64 from FastoDash)
+64 to whoever +64s me

Tom Sawyer gifts the Artificer Degree Two a packet of drink mix.
They pour the powder into a dusty glass, mix with water, and sip it.
Due to an inexplicable stroke of (un)luck, all of the dust and drink mix swirls into that one sip, causing the Artificer Degree Two to choke.
Tom Sawyer gives them CPR (to heal them up a lot.)
The Artificer Degree Two gains an extreme hatred of dust from that incident, allowing them to clean their history more, making it more effective.

The Relic Bearer! Feels! Exclamation-y today! And so! They grant to! The Bingus Bungus Mecha Mark II! A comprehensive history! Of! !! And how! It was used for! Harm! And! Defense!
Artificer Degree Two uses JOE's Spam on A Pizza! Pizza is meant to be ordered in large amounts! And this spam has the history of a phone call shrouded in mystery (one of Spamton's attacks in Deltarune)! That phone call... must've been a call for pizza! (With pipis pepperoni!)

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You heal the Artificer Degree Two and upgrade it!

Dinfinity said:

i shoot a spell with the intent to blind the king using the concept of the sun being bad to look at.

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You blind King Dedede with the power of the sun! You deal 1,000,000 damage!

FastoDash said:

[CHARGE USE]
Royal Vigor [464/400] (+64 from Tom Sawyer)
The Memory of a Regent gives its thanks to the Relic Bearer, for helping it see who it truly is. It is time it took a life of its own, and didn't just follow in the footsteps of its fallen origin.
Firstly, its Mana production skyrockets, with 324 Charge being put into it, which should lead to a total of 128 Mana per turn.
Secondly, it is given Painful Healing, which should only cost 5 Charge.
Thirdly, 60 Charge will be put into upgrading each Attack to 50,000.
Finally, the remaining 75 Charge will be split evenly between each healthbar.

[ORDERS]
The Regent attacks, the Lions distract, same as usual.

[CHARGE]
Charge Name Here [0/128]
+64 to DragonAegis

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Pricey12345 said:

[RP]

As the replica Genny Robotics was established, some of the surviving members imminently take over and they're doing different ways of research.

Replica Genny Robotics Director: It's nice to have the replica going in business and it's gotta be good mates.

Somehow they're finding some scrapped projects while running the facility and they're having a nice look in the guides of how to protect themselves while the real one is simply looking at the replica performing their own ways of research.

Action: I give Dedede a beatdown with my Shifterbot Tool turning into a hammer, giving some nice smacks around him before I spin around, hitting him every time before I swing my hammer upwards to send him launching in the air before I knock the king down to the ring.

The replica Genny Robotics deploys explosive drones on Dedede

Project 1: 64/200

A message was delivered containing a giftbox of +32 to Banana_The_Second and a +32 to Robot # 207/Core Block in a form of double +16 batteries for a trade

Charge Bank: +62 from JOE, +32 from Tazz +32 after delivering two batteries to Core Block Total: 126

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You strike Dedede with a hammer of your own! He fights back, even in his exhausted state, but you still deal 500,000 damage!

Alastair Dragovich said:

The One Hit Wonder looked at the invitation. Immediately his mind racked and as the music began he nearly panicked.

His friend The Groupie- No, Melina - tossed sheet music his way. He smiled in relief at his friend always having a knack for finding information like this. Gossip, research, secrets, trivia - she seems to have a connection to finding knowledge like nothing else. It's why she was mission control for his Van Quest, after all.

The One Hit Wonder propped his guitar and strummed the strings along the neck as he power skimmed all of the notes for all of King Dedede's themes. With a nod, he now not only knew enough to keep up, he had enough to go off script properly.

One only starts mixing things up after learning the recipe and intent, after all. Slapping the stack of music sheets to the side, he began to jam.

Fire bursts from the fingertips and the royal power flows.

Unintentionally The One Hit Wonder has ended up playing the heel and countermelody to this grief and rage filled remix, but he doesn't see it as a bad thing. Not at all - his wailing leitmotifs of the King's theme only serve to give the potent melodies something to crash against, to make their pain more pronounced against Dedede's wall of loyalty and determination.

But his is a song meant to highlight the tragedy of it all, and in the end the song was never meant to be about King Dedede's triumph. As "One Hit Wonder and the ©s" play, it becomes a backdrop to the King's other battles and clashes... and the King finds himself being worn down.

The Exhaustion is crippling, and not enough on its own to put down King Dedede in his protagonist state. But everyone knows that tragedy, exhaustion, and heroes blend together way, way too well. It has a chacne of making him excessively dangerous for a brief moment, but once that has passed?

The King's fate is sealed.

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120/120 - AMPLE SEATING COMPLETE!

This is enough seating to make sure anyone can attend a major venue! A funeral, a Concert - a place for weary entities and players alike to rest and recover, or to enjoy the benefits of someone's efforts.

That said... this isn't an AG entity! In spite of its AG origins, seating for a crowd doesn't discriminate! All beings are invited to partake in this! That said, AGs will automatically get the best seating when it comes to the One Hit Wonder's musical endeavors, but that's more for flavor text than actual mechanical benefits.

In the meantime and in the same vein, something else crops up! The excess received charge and natural charge buildup blend together and soon there's an 'opening soon' sign at the edges of the Ample Seating!

86/125 - REFRESHMENTS STAND

In exchange for the gig, The One Hit Wonder gives Crimtane Shovel +64 charge, finding the clout far more valuable than the payment!

In the meantime, the COOL LIGHTS shine on... SANS! The PG entity suddenly gets a bit hot under the collar, not used to being in the limelight. As for the Confidence boost, it shifts to show off Gunslinger ©! Yeehaw, look at them rock out!

The ELEVATOR RADIO distracts Dedede.... by reducing the King's theme song to mere Elevator Music after the jam session between One Hit Wonder and the ©s!

The PYROTECHNICS don't focus on the King, however. They instead focus on Sans due to... well, they're Pyrotechnics. They're supposed to make people look more impressive! It's not their fault that they are far more destructive than showy! Not that Sans, being under the bombardment, can appreciate it...

Maybe he should get different job?

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You rock the world! To the sound of cheering crowds, you deal 600,000 damage to King Dedede!

Ample Seating summoned!

tzaoray said:

My dad told me that reverse engineering is for uncreative people. Like me! I grab a Cool Light and, by twisting and stretching it until its no longer recognizable, reverse engineer it into something that uh..... Shoots things that are light? Anyhow, I use it to fire...... lights at the Void Given Focus.

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You gain 10,000 TORQUE! You try to attack the Void Given Focus, but...

Sylveone46 said:

[ACTION]

Dan tosses a clay pot full of dirt into the path of Tzaoray's light gun. It blooms into a wall of plants that absorb the weaponized light through aggressive photosynthesis. Photosynthesis so aggressive that it absorbs all the light in the room for a moment and collapses into a Void that combines with Void Given Focus, healing it.

[ENTITIES]

<![if !ie]> The Cycle <![endif]>, and Violences, will produce more entities.

Chaos ©, ever the One Man Band, plays this song in order to motivate the Shadow Pawn to move farther this turn.

[CHARGE]
+16 from Krill

[(TBD): 84/200]

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You counter Tzaoray's attack, and heal the Void Given Focus!

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King Dedede is too exhausted to attack this turn!

Sans prepares to attack, but suddenly gets stage fright from the spotlight on him...

<![if !ie]> The Cycle of Violence <![endif]> summons two Violence! The Violence summon four Begets Violence! Chaos © convinces the Shadow Pawn to move an extra space this turn!

THE ROD moves the Shadow Pawn an additional space this turn! The Ancient Fuelweaver spawns Woven Shadows! The already-present Woven Shadows heal Budge! The Ancient Fuelweaver, Memory of a Boatmaker, and Ceramic Bloons feed Vessel © their attacks! Cleric © feeds Vessel © his Healing! The other ©s spend the turn rocking out!

The Void Given Focus focuses!

The SOUL of the GUARDIAN gives 50,000 Morale to Heather! The SOUL of the GUARDIAN, ACE, PRIME, and V2 feed their attacks to Vessel ©! DEE spills some glue near Sans, hampering his Dodge!

The Fighter Plane, the Buggy, and the Turret Blocks, spurred by the Formation Manager, unleash a hail of strategic fire on Sans, wearing down his Dodge to ensure the Fighter Plane and Buggy strike true! Sans is defeated! The remaining entities of the Core Block attack King Dedede, dealing 25,000 damage! The Repair Bubble Pillars and Repair Mechs heal Budge by 25,000 HP! The Medium Block Factory spawns a Turret Block and an Armor Block!

The Relic Bearer gives extra history to The Bingus Bungus Mecha Mark II! The Artificer Degree Two consumes the Spam to turn A Pizza into A Spam Pizza, causing its attacks to apply Decay!

THE CULMINATION OF MY BEING fills Vessel © with its attack! The Stasis Array applies 250,000 Stun to King Dedede!

Budge attacks King Dedede, dealing 50,000 damage! Budge regenerates!

The World's Smallest Pride of Lions applies 35,000 Distraction to King Dedede! The Memory of a Regent attacks King Dedede, dealing 120,000 damage!

A Spam Pizza attacks King Dedede, dealing 12,500 damage and applying 10,000 Decay!

The Shadow Pawn, spurred by various other entities, advances at an alarming rate!

The Elevator Radio distracts King Dedede! The Pyrotechnics assist in defeating Sans this turn! The Ample Seating provides ample seating!

Heather, also spurred, acts three times instead of two! She attacks King Dedede three times, dealing 22,500 damage! Pizzahead also attacks King Dedede, dealing 25,000 damage!

Genny Robotics attacks King Dedede, dealing 17,500 damage!

THE FALLEN MOTHPIRES PAIR UP WITH THE IDEA AND ALL OF THE OTHER FUNNY GUYS TO ATTACK KING DEDEDE, DEALING A WHOLE LOT OF DAMAGE! AT THIS POINT, HIS HEALTH IS WELL BELOW THE THRESHOLD WHERE THE GREEN NEEDLE DOWNPOUR WILL DEFINITELY KILL HIM, WHICH IS GOOD NEWS. The Program uses its RAM to inspire other entities to act more!

The green needle downpour tears into all of the entities on the field! King Dedede is left at death's door as the Black Cloud begins stirring...

King Dedede: Heh.
King Dedede: You were all so focused on my protagonist abilities, weren't you?
King Dedede: But that hammer's not the only thing up my sleeve.
King Dedede: I may be a protagonist, but I'm still a villain. And a villain always gets away.

Black lightning strikes King Dedede, dealing 666,666 damage and reducing his HP to 0! Rather than dying, however, King Dedede's mask splits in two and he's launched in a random direction at high velocity - sending him flying straight through the hole in the wall Tazz made earlier!

That may not have killed him, but he's not coming back in time for the rest of this war. Looks like he dropped both hammers, as well as a blue Chaos Emerald. Wonder what happens when you have all seven of these? The ϕ burns off of the rocket hammer easily enough. Seems like there's a space here to attach that old cannon you've been carrying around, too. How convenient! Aspera takes 1 damage! Pizzahead heals to full HP and gains an Extra Life! The way forward is clear!

You continue to the next floor, your entities in tow and still recovering from that violent downpour. If King Dedede is to believed, Chica's Magic Rainbow resides on this floor, and is even worse to be around than The Doctor was. But when you step onto the next floor, it's... well, it's really tranquil, mostly. You feel like you've stepped into the Garden of Eden, or something like that.

At first, it seems like there aren't any walls on this floor. A closer examination reveals that they've just been painted to resemble an afternoon sky. The floor itself is covered in tall pine trees, not too densely packed together. Above the trees, a kaliedoscope of butterflies flits from tree to tree, filling the sky with a splash of colors. And, tying it all together, overhead... Chica's Magic Rainbow.

Well, you assume so, anyways. There's not exactly any other rainbows around, and this one has eyes and a smiling mouth. Even discounting that, a glowing black χ decorates one of the rainbow's clouds. That's an HP point, no mistake about it.

Chica's Magic Rainbow: Welcome to my happy rainbow land!

Huh. Maybe that isn't Chica's Magic Rainbow. She seems a bit too nice to be -

Chica's Magic Rainbow: ...you stupid dumb idiot noobs!

...I stand corrected.

Chica's Magic Rainbow: You scrubs finally made it through all the wealkings on the lower floors, huh?
Chica's Magic Rainbow: What took you so long? I got so bored I was actually considering re-watching Free Birds!
Chica's Magic Rainbow: But that just means you're just in time! In about three minutes, I'll be done charging my rainbow cannon.

You don't know why, but the moment she says "rainbow cannon," a horrible chill goes through you...

Chica's Magic Rainbow: Yeah, even you cheaters don't stand a chance against my fully charged rainbow cannon.
Chica's Magic Rainbow: So why don't you just sit back and prepare to get...

Chica's Magic Rainbow trails off as one of the butterflies gets close enough to land on her.

Chica's Magic Rainbow: Uh, helloooooo? What are you doing, you stupid butterfly?
Chica's Magic Rainbow: I made it very clear that all idiot butterflies must stay ten feet away at all -

Three things then happen in rapid succession.

First, Chica's Magic Rainbow lets out a bloodcurdling scream as she spontaneously disintegrates into the air.

Second, the butterfly begins glowing.

Third, within your midst, Dan D. Daniels explodes and everything goes white.

When your eyes adjust to the sudden brightness, the floor has changed. The trees are ablaze, as is much of the grass. Most of your party is still accounted for, but you suspect you're never going to see Dan D. Daniels again. And as you look up, the sky is no longer populated by a simple butterfly.

No, the butterfly overhead is anything but simple.

The Chaos Morpho flaps its wings, and a wave of energy spreads over the room! From the eye of the Chaos Morpho emerges a spinning zodiac! Twelve symbols appear on the zodiac, and as they appear, identical symbols appear on twelve of you! As they do, you begin to feel... strange...

The Starlit Fog is dispelled by the blaze! The Variable Entity returns to life!

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Aspera [GM]: 2/50 HP, Godmodder

Itinerary:

Battlefield:

Entities:

Chaos Morpho

The Twins [<0>]: HP: 3,000,000/3,000,000
The Globe [<0>]: HP: 3,000,000/3,000,000​

Memory of Fire and Wax [<0>]: HP: ∞/∞, Attack: 100,000, Healing: 100,000
Memory of Ice and Fog [<0>]: HP: ∞/∞, Healing: 100,000, Applies 400,000 Stun
Memory of Electricity Abandoned [<0>]: HP: ∞/∞, Attack: 50,000x4​

The Cube [<0>]: HP: 3,000,000/3,000,000
The Telescope [<0>]: HP: 3,000,000/3,000,000
The Glove [<0>]: HP: 3,000,000/3,000,000
The Notebook [<0>]: HP: 3,000,000/3,000,000
The Car [<0>]: HP: 3,000,000/3,000,000
The Torch [<0>]: HP: 3,000,000/3,000,000
The Pokéball [<0>]: HP: 3,000,000/3,000,000
The Crown [<0>]: HP: 3,000,000/3,000,000
The Microphone [<0>]: HP: 3,000,000/3,000,000
The Cog [<0>]: HP: 3,000,000/3,000,000​

<![if !ie]> The Cycle of Violence <![endif]> [<0>]: HP: 922,500/1,025,000, Summons 2 Violence per turn, Regeneration: 50,000, unspent Regeneration is converted into Attack
Violence [<0>](x5): HP: 9,000/10,000(x5), Attack: 2,500, summons 1 Begets Violence per turn
Violence [<0>]: HP: 5,400/6,000, Attack: 1,000, summons 1 Begets Violence per turn
Begets Violence [<0>](x7): HP: 900/1,000(x3), Attack: 1,000
Overly Decadent Cake [<0>]: HP: 900,000/1,000,000, Attack: 100,000x3, Healing: 100,000x3
Chaos ©: HP: 90/100, Action Power: 77,000

THE ROD [©]: HP: 4,500/5,000, Obscurity, Pull: Move any entity up by up to 3 spaces, is affected by that entity's movement restrictions
Ancient Fuelweaver [©]: HP: 405,000/800,000, Armor: 25,000, Attack: 80,000, Shadow Wall, Woven Shadows,

Woven Shadows(x100): HP: 225/250, Melt Heal, Crowd​

Memory of a Boatmaker [©]: HP: 63,900/71,000, Attack: 10,000
Ceramic Bloon [©](x2): HP: 9,000/10,000(x2), Attack: 3,000, spawns 2 Rainbow Bloon on death, Crowd
Material Disassembler ©: HP: 19/21, Action Power: 15,000, actions are more effective against crowds of entities
Ouroboros ©: HP: 24/26, Action Power: 10,000, Cycle of Life: Healing actions are twice as effective if the last action applied Decay, currently INACTIVE; Cycle of Death: Damaging actions apply Decay equal to half the damage dealt if the last action was a healing action, currently ACTIVE
Vessel ©: HP: 90/100, Storage: Instead of using abilities on Vessel ©, entities may choose to store those abilities for Vessel © to use later.

Mighty Weapons ©: HP: 54/60, Action Power: 100,000
Knight ©: HP: 18/20, Attack: 10,000, Armor: 2
Thief ©: HP: 14/15, Attack: 15,000, Dodge: 20%
Cleric ©: HP: 9/10, Healing: 5, to other ©s only
Gunslinger ©: HP: 12/13, Attack: 4,000x6

Void Given Focus [Mischief - AG]: HP: 315,000/350,000, Dodge: 50%, Attack: 70,000, Focus: 440,000 (+10,000/turn); Can choose to not attack to gain an additional 70,000 Focus; Focus may be spent to strengthen the Void Given Focus's attack for the turn, and is also spent as Deathrattle when Void Given Focus dies

SOUL of the GUARDIAN [Pol and Kirby - AG]: HP: 315,000/350,000, Attack: 25,000, Applies 50,000 Morale divided between any number of allies
ACE [Pol and Kirby - AG]: HP: 36,000/40,000, Dodge: 50%, Attack: 30,000
PRIME [Pol and Kirby - AG]: HP: 225,000/250,000, Attack: 50,000, Power: 120,000 (+30,000/turn); Can choose not to attack to gain an additional 50,000 Power; Power may be spent to strengthen PRIME's attack for the turn
LAST [Pol and Kirby - AG]: HP: 1/1, Deathrattle: Until the end of the next turn, no entities may go below 1 HP
V2 [Pol and Kirby - AG]: HP: 63,000/70,000, Dodge: 75%, Attack: 100,000 + 750,000 (III), Cannon Shot: III
DEE [Pol and Kirby - AG]: HP: 90,000/100,000. does tasks

Heavy Artillery [Core Block - AG]: HP: 45,000/50,000, Attack: 12,500, Regeneration 5,000
Heavy Tank [Core Block - AG]: HP: 36,000/40,000, Attack: 10,000, Regeneration: 5,000, unspent Regeneration becomes Attack for the turn, Armor: 2,500, Cab Ejector: Armed
Spider Tank [Core Block - AG]: HP: 18,000/20,000, Dodge: 20%, Armor: 1,000, Attack: 52,500, Regeneration 2,500, Cab Ejector: Armed, Norm's Heart
Tiny Tank [Core Block - AG]: HP: 2,250/2,500, Attack: 1,250, Armor: 2,500
Supply Truck [Core Block - AG]: HP: 18,000/20,000, Allies in Range 2 have +2,500 Attack, Speed: 4
Block Car [Core Block - AG]: HP: 11,250/12,500 (+2,500/turn), Attack: 5,000, Regeneration: 1,000
Tiny Plane [Core Block - AG]: HP: 450/500, Attack: 1,250, Dodge: 90%
Fighter Plane [Core Block - AG]: HP: 4,500/5,000, Dodge: 75%, Regeneration: 1,000, unspent Regeneration becomes Attack for the turn, Attack: 7,500, Accuracy: 200%, Cab Ejector: Armed
Bomber Plane [Core Block - AG]: HP: 9,000/10,000, Dodge: 60%, Regeneration: 2,000, unspent Regeneration becomes Attack for the turn, Attack: 10,000, ignores armor, Cab Ejector: Inactive
Propeller Plane [Core Block - AG]: HP: 900/1,000, Dodge: 90%, Regeneration: 100, Attack: 2,500, Cab Ejector: Armed
Buggy [Core Block - AG]: HP: 9,000/10,000, Dodge: 75%, Dodge Exhaustion, Regeneration: 1,000, unspent Regeneration becomes Attack for the turn, Attack: 2,500, Cab Ejector: Armed
Repair Bubble Pillar [Core Block - AG](x2): HP: 13,500/15,000(x2), Healing: 5,000 AoE
Shield Bubble Pillar [Core Block - AG](x2): HP: 13,500/15,000(x2), Preventative Measures: 5,000
Formation Manager [Core Block - AG]: HP: 45,000/50,000, grants 7,500 Morale each turn, grants +1 Speed to an allied entity each turn
Repair Mech [Core Block - AG](x2): HP: 20,250/22,500(x2), Healing: 7,500, Status-Curing: 10,000, Regeneration: 2,500, unspent Regeneration becomes Attack for the turn, Cab Ejector: Armed
Loader Mech [Core Block - AG]: HP: 45,000/50,000, Buffs defensive or support stats, Cab Ejector: Armed
The Cube [Core Block - AG]: HP: 99,000/110,000
Armor Block Container [Core Block - AG](x2): HP: 4,500/5,000(x2), spawns an Armor Block for each 500 HP lost
Turret Block Container [Core Block - AG](x2): HP: 4,500/5,000(x2), spawns a Turret Block for each 500 HP lost
Medium Block Factory [Core Block - AG]: HP: 20,250/22,500, summons one Turret Block and one Armor Block per turn, Regeneration: 2,500, unspent Regeneration becomes Attack for the turn, Cab Ejector: Armed
Turret Block [Core Block - AG](x9): HP: 450/500(x9), Attack: 250
Armor Block [Core Block - AG](x7): HP: 1,350/1,500(x7)

The Relic Bearer [Tom Sawyer - AG]: HP: 144,000/160,000, Keeper of Histories: Can either debuff an entity by sapping their history or buff an entity by strengthening its history, lasts 3 turns; Obscurity: Easily missed and not likely to be attacked unless it has debuffed its attacker before
Artificer Degree Two [Tom Sawyer - AG]: HP: 603,000/670,000, Maker of Histories: Can consume items to upgrade entities further

THE CULMINATION OF MY BEING [Toby - AG]: HP: 558,000/620,000, Attack: 150,000, Your Power: 350,000 (+50,000/turn, unleashed in a single powerful blow on death)
Stasis Array [Toby - AG]: HP: 243,000/270,000, applies 250,000 Stun per turn

Budge, the Overloaded [Ian - AG]: HP: 62,000/400,000, 114,500/400,000, 360,000/400,000, 360,000/400,000, Damage Reduction: 10%, Regeneration: 20,000 per healthbar, unspent Regeneration becomes Attack for the turn, Attack: 30,000 per Healthbar above 50%, Debugging: Using the Exalted God's Horn on Budge will only exhaust one of its healthbars, Rollback: When this entity dies, it respawns but without this ability, Good History for 1 more turn

The World's Smallest Lion [Fasto - AG](x5): HP: 18,000/20,000(x5), Dodge: 50% (+10% for all Lions when one dies), Apply 7,000 Distraction each
Memory of a Regent [Fasto - AG]: HP: 270,000/300,000 + 270,000/300,000 + 270,000/300,000, Armor: 10,000, Regeneration: 25,000 per Healthbar, unspent Regeneration is converted to Attack, Attack: 50,000x3, Mana: 148 (+128/turn), Painful Healing, Actualized: For 2 turns, the Memory of a Regent cannot die

Shadow Pawn [Krill13 - N]: HP: 108,000/120,000, Speed: 3 (+1 for one more turn), will be promoted if it reaches the top of the Battlefield, much harder to forcibly move

[REDACTED PER PROTOCOL 4000-ESHU] XYZ [JOE Cake OF THE MOTHPIRE - AG]: HP: 4,500,000/5,000,000, Narrative Manipulation: Empty
Variable Entity [JOE Cake OF THE MOTHPIRE - AG]: HP: 1/300,000 (can be sacrificed to spawn 1 Moth (600 HP, 100 Attack, invades the afterlife on death, Crowd) per 5,000 HP sacrificed) + 1/405,000 (spawns a Variable Pizza every 2,500 HP lost) + 1/195,000 (Dodge: 50%) + 1/250,000 (Sues any entity that damages it), Regeneration: 1,000 per healthbar, unspent Regeneration becomes Attack for the turn, Attack: 12,500 (II), EXPLOSION TAGS: 39,999, Current Form: PizzasMcPizzas Storefront (OPEN), Cab Ejector: Armed, Painful Healing: Attacking entities may choose to instead heal the Variable Entity, Safety Net: IF THE THIRD OR FOURTH RULES OF MASTER THIEVERY ARE BROKEN, THIS ENTITY WILL SUFFER IN THE PLACE OF THE OFFENDING MASTER THIEF

Curing Cake [JOE Cake OF THE MOTHPIRE - AG](x2): HP: 27,000/30,000, Status-Curing: 2,500
[REDACTED PER PROTOCOL 4000-ESHU]-themed Pizza [JOE Cake OF THE MOTHPIRE - AG]: HP: 4,500/5,000, provides anchoring for Narrative Manipulation
A Spam Pizza [JOE Cake OF THE MOTHPIRE - AG]: HP: 135,000/150,000, Attack: 25,000, applies 10,000 Decay
Really Really Spicy Cake [JOE Cake OF THE MOTHPIRE - AG]: HP: 225,000/250,000, All damage dealt to the Really Really Spicy Cake is also dealt to the attacker

THE GROUPIE [One Hit Wonder - AG]: HP: 63,000/70,000, helps out the One Hit Wonder
ELEVATOR RADIO [One Hit Wonder - AG]: HP: 108,000/120,000, applies 5,000 Distraction split among any number of entities, Morale: 5,000
PYROTECHNICS! [One Hit Wonder - AG]: HP: 63,000/70,000, Attack: 25,000 AoE
COOL LIGHTS! [One Hit Wonder - AG]: HP: 112,500/112,500, Confidence: Gunslinger ©, Stage Fright: No target

Ample Seating [One Hit Wonder - N]: HP: 90,000/100,000, Healing: 2,500x50, heals as many different entities as possible each turn, starting with [AG] entities

Heather, Deep-Character Pikachu Cosplayer [Tazz - AG]: HP: 72,000/80,000, Attack: 15,000, Dodge: 20%, Volt Tackle: Can deal an additional 15,000 damage, but also takes 15,000 damage as recoil; Total Immersion: IIIII; Boon of the Crystal Gardens: The first two attacks each turn that would deal less damage than Heather's max HP are nullified, With SOUL: Heather acts twice per round
Pizzahead [Tazz - AG]: HP: 75,000/75,000, Attack: 50,000, Extra Lives: 2 (+1 after each boss), heals to full HP when a boss dies

Genny Robotics [Pricey12345 - AG]: HP: 450,000/500,000, Attack: 35,000

THE FALLEN MOTHPIRES [KRILL13 - N?]: HP: NONE/NONE, ATTACK: FIVE THOUSAND TIMES TWO
<![if !ie]> The Idea [Krill13 - N]: HP: 666,666/666,666, Attack: (100x666)x6, Ethereal, Mark of ▯̸̽▯̸̱̣͊̐͜͝ͅ▯̵͇̬͐, Black Cloud <![endif]>

The Program [Krill13 - N]: HP: 657,000/730,000, RAM: 750,000

Chess Drive: HP: 90,000/100,000, moves the Shadow Pawn up 1 if allocated at least 250,000 RAM (does not stack if 500,000 or more RAM is applied)
Hourglass Drive: HP: 90,000/100,000, advances the cooldown of one skill relative to RAM allocated (similar efficiency to Morale, at a roughly 1:10 ratio to RAM)
<Empty Task Drive Slot>​

A Puppy and an Animated Bespectacled Mannequin [Krill13 - N]: HP: 144,000/160,000, Attack: 37,500, St. Destin's Pen: +50,000 HP, +12,500 Attack, does not actually exist
The Bingus Bungus Mecha Mark II! [Krill13 - N]: HP: 225,000/250,000! Dodge: 25%! Armor: 2,500! Thorns: 2,500! Attack: 2,500x25! Good History: Dodges a lot better for the next 3 turns!

Players:

Sylveone46: Dan D. Daniels [<0>] | Dead

JOEbob: JOE Cake OF THE MOTHPIRE [AG] | carrying the power of Inscryption
Robot #207: Core Block [AG]
DragonAegis: Tom Sawyer [AG] | FOUNDRY: 248,500 | Weapon: Belenoth (Deals reduced damage, accumulates Magic; Magic: 0; Durability: 100%) | carrying three Scrap Buckets (spend to deal 10,000 damage to a target and nullify their Armor, if any), two Robotic Spider Cookies (prevent one item theft attempt each), an Iron Ball (heavy and SPINNING)
Crimtane Shovel: © | TRAVELER'S TREE: █
Banana-Fish: Pol and Kirby [AG] | TYPOGRAPHY: DDDEEEGKNQS
tzaoray [PG] | TORQUE: 40,000
Toby Faux: Toby [AG] | BEACON: 213,000
Razor_Typhoon: Ian [AG] | ELEMENT: 2 Wax, 3 Fire
Dinfinity: Wafer [AG] | Constellation: The Butterfly
Krill13: [Billions Of Names At Once] [N] | PLANE: The End | carrying a capital "I"
FastoDash: Fasto [AG]
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: Tazz [AG] | STAB: 600,000
Alastair Dragovich: Lawrence "Law" "One-Hit Wonder" Plainton [AG] | LAST SONG: READY!
Pricey12345 [AG]

Spoils of War:
Misery/The Doctor:

. Owner: Tom Sawyer [AG]. A strange gun with a star scratched into the stock. Each turn, this item passively accumulates Charge. When fired, it expends all of its Charge, dealing a varying amount of damage per Charge. At 1 Charge, it deals 25,000 damage per Charge; at 2-3 Charge, 50,000; at 4-6 Charge, 75,000; and at 7+ Charge, 100,000. Charge: 6, Cooldown: NO COOLDOWN
The Teletubbies: Tubby Custard Machine. Owner: Pol and Kirby [AG]. A whimsical machine with two large spires for storing Tubby Custard. Once every 4 turns, it can be used to heal 5,000 HP to any entity. This healing can bring entities over their max HP, if they're not already above their max HP. Additionally, the Tubby Custard Key may be used one time to revive any entity that died the preceding turn, with full HP. THE TUBBY CUSTARD KEY MAY ONLY BE USED ONCE THROUGH THE ENTIRE GAME. Cooldown: IIII. Tubby Custard Key: Available
Fortegreen Crewmate: Emergency Meeting Button. Owner: JOE Cake OF THE MOTHPIRE [AG]. A red button that can be used to assemble everyone in the area. Once every 5 turns, it can be used to summon a Crewmate, who the owner will be able to direct to various tasks. Its effectiveness will vary. Cooldown: IIIII
Kabula/King Dedede (second fight): King Dedede's Rocket Hammer. Owner: Tazz [AG]. A large hammer that fires rockets. More useful for rocket-firing than actually bashing things, on account of being very hard to hold. How did Dedede ever manage it? Once every 3 turns, it can be used to deal 100,000 damage to five different entities. For the purposes of this Spoil, Crowd entities are counted as a single entity. Cooldown: III
Cyber End*r Dr*gon: Cyber Dr*gon Egg. Owner: Niyr [PG]. Somehow, turning the End*r Dr*gon into a technological terror passed the property on to this egg. The egg appears to have no function, but there is a green button on the back. The longer you look at it, the brighter it gets. You get the feeling you can only press this button once... Green Button: Unavailable
King Dedede (first fight)/Norm: Norm's Heart. Owner: Robot #207 [AG]. The squirrel that's in charge of providing power for Norm. Never tires. Norm's Heart may be given to an entity, granting it either an additional 50,000 Attack or doubled Attack, whichever is the larger bonus, until it dies, at which point Norm's Heart will become available again. Status: Unavailable
Shaggy: The Sandwich Of Oblivion. Owner: [Billions Of Names At Once] [N]. A sandwich of unfathomable power, made of the finest ingredients one can find in the thousand universes. This sandwich may be fed to an NPC a total of three times across the entire game, with an indeterminate and plot-linked cooldown. Eating the sandwich will cause a major plot disturbance or critical interference. This will not always work out in the favor of the owner. Status: Available, uses left: 1
The Spamtanic/Spamton NEO: Pipis Cannon. Owner: None [AG]. An arm cannon, ripped off of Spamton NEO. It contains an invasive species of detonating freshwater clam. EACH TURN, the Pipis Cannon may be fired at a target of your choice. A pipis will appear on the battlefield with 20,000 HP, and you may use actions to protect it from attacks. The turn after it is summoned, it will detonate, dealing 50,000 damage to its target. If the target dies, the pipis will instead change its target and detonate on the next turn after that. Cooldown: NO COOLDOWN
Overcharged Mob Spawner/Oryx the Exalted God: Exalted God's Horn. Owner: Ian [AG]. Upgrade of the Debug Stick. A golden horn, liberated from Oryx's helmet. Contains a fragment of Oryx's Curse. Once every three turns, it can be used on an entity you control, or someone else's entity with permission, to kill it, dealing its max HP as damage to a target of your choice. At the end of the turn, that entity is then revived, but at 1 HP. Cooldown: III
Helkite Overlord: Shotgun. Owner: Fasto [AG]. A shotgun made of distressingly black metal and distressingly white wood. It seems to have been passed down through many owners. The initials "DK," "GB∞," and "JQA" are carved into the stock. There is only one bullet inside. When fired, this shotgun will instantly kill any one target of your choice. With the exception of Godmodders and other Adventurers, this can target anything on the battlefield and it will not fail. It may only be used once. You could use it more if you found more ammo. You will not find more ammo. Status: Empty
THE LORDE/The Evil Wizard: UNDEFINED BLADE. Owner: ©. A sword that seems to be incapable of deciding what kind of sword it wants to be. Once every four turns, it can be used to summon three random entities from the first few chapters of the game. Some entities, like bosses, cannot be summoned by this. Cooldown: IIII
Fawful & Midbus/Overtuned Mob Spawner: The First Spawn Egg. Owner: Toby [AG]. A spawn egg. Unlimited potential rests within. Once every three turns, it can be used to spawn four entities of your choosing from a limited selection of Vindicator, Evoker, Blaze, Piglin, or Pillager. Cooldown: III
P03: Leshy's Camera. Owner: None [AG]. An old-looking camera with a roll of film in it. Once every two turns, it can be used to kill an entity with 10,000 (current) HP or less and convert them to an item in your inventory. This item can be used later for damage or healing based on the entity's stats. Cooldown: II
Ink Sans: Inkbrush. Owner: tzaoray [PG]. A paintbrush covered in various colors of ink. Once every four turns, it can be used to summon a copy of Sans with 10,000 HP, 5,000 Attack, 75% Dodge, and Dodge Exhaustion. Cooldown: IIII

Permanent Upgrades:
Chapter 1: The Great K.A.T.E. A strange red bucket that contains a weather machine. What does K.A.T.E. stand for? Your guess is as good as mine! The Great K.A.T.E. provides many forms of weather information, explaining environmental effects and attack boosts given by the current area. Weather can be changed by a sufficiently creative action and/or the influences of various entities.
Chapter 2: Crossroads of Destiny. A portion of Shaggy's power, specifically dealing in one's "destiny." At an indeterminate time, the Crossroads of Destiny will appear to a player character, giving them a large number of choices for a permanent augmentation that can shake up how they play the game. (Indeterminate time means I'll offer you a crossroads whenever I think I have enough cool ideas for your character.)
Chapter 3: The Dubious Friendship of a Mirror-Entity. Spending time on the other side of the mirror seems to have made you stronger. The mirror-entity's influence? It seems likely, but you're not sure why. If an attack against a Godmodder is sufficiently creative, it has a chance to deal an additional point of damage.
Chapter 4: OLD_DATA. A block of strange code related to the foundations of reality itself, coalesced into a chunk of black material. Standing near it makes you feel more real. Powers up all players' Destinies, and makes Destiny acquisition quicker.
Trial ε: Exaltation. An inversion of Oryx's already-inverted curse, granting you power for slaying an immense foe. All players' action power is doubled, including all additive bonuses unless explicitly stated otherwise. Additionally, all players gain twice as many Charge each turn (again, including additive bonuses), and you give twice as much Charge each turn to other players. (You may give them to separate players.)
Trial Θ: Sacred Black Gun. A gun made of an unknown black material. Shots fired from it never miss, and damage the target conceptually as well as literally. Just being near it makes you feel stronger. All players' action power is doubled, including all additive bonuses unless explicitly stated otherwise. Additionally, all players gain twice as many Charge each turn (again, including additive bonuses), and you give twice as much Charge each turn to other players. (You may give them to separate players.)
Trial λ: Sacred Black Wand. A wand made of an unknown black material. It passively absorbs power from nearby allies, and protects the user from harm. All players' action power is doubled, including all additive bonuses unless explicitly stated otherwise. Additionally, all players gain twice as many Charge each turn (again, including additive bonuses), and you give twice as much Charge each turn to other players. (You may give them to separate players.)
Trial μ: Sacred Black Cog. A cog that can be inserted into any machine to make it think and run faster. All players' action power is doubled, including all additive bonuses unless explicitly stated otherwise. Additionally, all players gain twice as many Charge each turn (again, including additive bonuses), and you give twice as much Charge each turn to other players. (You may give them to separate players.)
Trial π: Time's Commendation. It turns out that if you resolve enough time loops and prevent enough paradoxes, time itself gives you a formal recognition, complete with certificate and a 10% discount at supermarkets. All players' action power is doubled, including all additive bonuses unless explicitly stated otherwise. Additionally, all players gain twice as many Charge each turn (again, including additive bonuses), and you give twice as much Charge each turn to other players. (You may give them to separate players.)
Trial Σ: Sacred Black Rod. A rod that allows its user to inhabit multiple bodies at once. As a weapon, it can be extended to any point its user can see, making it useful for attacking at long range. All players' action power is doubled, including all additive bonuses unless explicitly stated otherwise. Additionally, all players gain twice as many Charge each turn (again, including additive bonuses), and you give twice as much Charge each turn to other players. (You may give them to separate players.)
Trial ϕ: Sacred Black Hammer. A hammer that influences local reality to make things turn out in its holder's favor. In other words, it turns you into a perfect protagonist. All players' action power is doubled, including all additive bonuses unless explicitly stated otherwise. Additionally, all players gain twice as many Charge each turn (again, including additive bonuses), and you give twice as much Charge each turn to other players. (You may give them to separate players.)

Base Action Power: 1,280,000
Base Charge Count: 128