Project X Movie Review (2024)

Generally, I wouldn’t be generous in my reviews of films like this, but there was a saving grace. For starters: there are tons of ladies who will just randomly flash their breasts at the camera. In fact, the breasts start coming out in the pool scene with a sign that reads “Naked Only.” Not only do I think it’s genuinely funny how a thing like that which wouldn’t work in real life worked in the film, but it’s also the moment where the film actually starts getting better, solely because it’s when the other women start taking their tops off and freeing the nipples. but the absolute best moment? well, a woman named Alexis Knapp, whom most knew from Pitch Perfect, had what likely was her most memorable moment in any film or television show. to preface: while I never fully got into Pitch Perfect, Alexis kept my attention. and it was because I was at the age where I was getting attracted to women’s breasts. and of course, any time Alexis was on screen in her revealing tops, I’d immediately be drawn to her chest. and then I got to the bedroom scene with her and Thomas in this film. her breasts were absolutely stunning! I was 14 at the time and thank god I was home alone! I thoroughly enjoyed watching her take her bra off and seeing her nipples. and I enjoyed seeing her literally grab Thomas’s hands and put them on her breasts as he was star struck at getting to touch some of the best breasts in the world! can’t blame him for making her place his hands on her breasts, if I had been in his position, I’d be too stunned to move while looking at those perfect breasts too! in conclusion: the film as a whole wasn’t all that great, but the many ladies flashing their breasts to the camera & especially Alexis Knapp allowing the world to finally see her breasts were what made me give this film a perfect rating!

Project X is one of those ‘comedy’ films that isn’t incredibly amazing, but not the worst movie ever; it’s ’fine.’ The plot isn’t anything super original; some high school aged kids are throwing a typical high school party that ends up going super wild and out of control towards the second half of the film. Tons of violence, drugs/alcohol, and of course, scenes that either involve sexual activities being implied and/or scenes involving nudity to a certain extent. There are some differences in the nudity scenes between the theatrical release and the unrated release; namely scenes that were reshot for the theatrical release to either shorten the nude scenes or have the female actors cover their boobs/buttocks with undergarments. Ironically though, it seems one nude scene is slightly more revealing in the theatrical release due to the slightly brighter lighting and the angles of the female actor. Regarding the nudity in the unrated release: there are quite a few scenes where some girls will straight up face the camera, lift up their shirts and/or bras, and flash their bare naked boobs to the camera for a few short seconds. The unrated release also has a scene involving topless girls in a bounce house with some shots showing one or two girls facing the camera and their boobs bouncing when they jump; some of these shots are in slo-mo. A few scenes in the unrated cut also show topless girls in the pool showing their bare boobs, but most of these scenes had them wearing bras or bikini tops in the theatrical release. One pool scene in the unrated cut shows a girl underwater with her underpants (bottoms covering her buttocks) slipping down her buttocks revealing the top of her butt crack. The one scene that was a bit more revealing in the theatrical cut involves the main character, Thomas, and a college girl, Alexis, making out before moving the action to Thomas’s bed. A few seconds after they get on the bed, Thomas reaches for Alexis’s bra; she proceeds to push his hands onto the bed before taking of her bra, revealing her bare boobs, and then grabbing his hands and placing them on her boobs. The main difference between the two versions is that her boobs are slightly more visible in the theatrical release; likely due to the lighting being a bit brighter and the angles being slightly different. It also seems like Alexis takes a few seconds longer to place Thomas’s hands on her boobs in the theatrical release versus the unrated cut. Obviously there’s a ton of swearing in both versions; the typical f*ck, sh*t, bitch, ass, and all their variations. Drugs and alcohol are plentiful too, most of the characters consuming these drugs/alcohol are adult actors playing high school and college aged characters. Several scenes depicting high school aged students smoking weed and consuming alcohol. There are a few violent scenes; namely when the adult neighbors complain about the noise in the party and the high school aged characters hurt them; one scene shows an adult neighbor fighting back. Most of the jokes aren’t really funny for people over the age of 30, but if you’re in between the ages of 17-25 then you may find a few of them funny. The majority of the dialog in general consists of tons of sexual jokes and swearing, which isn’t surprising due to the general plot. Over all, it is a ‘fine’ comedy film if you’re in the late high school or college age groups, especially if you’re just looking for a film to turn your brain off and watch out of pure boredom from time to time. The only problems are the nudity scenes and the drugs/alcohol which obviously make it inappropriate for those under 17, although with the scene involving Thomas touching Alexis’s bare boobs which implies that they were about to fully have sex, that scene alone would push the minimum age up to 18 in my eyes even if they were cut short by Thomas’s girlfriend walking in on them before they could go any further.